My favorite Friends cast member is kicking it in Hawaii (thanks for not inviting me, sorry too busy anyway) with the family and friend Isla Fisher.

Saturday afternoon Cox was involved in a collison with a red pick up truck. Her white BMW was banged up, but she escaped with no injuries. Police in the islands didnt even bother with issuing any kind of citations and deemed it a minor traffic accident. Courteney Coxs accident took place in a beach resort area of South Kohala. She was said to be alone in the vehicle so David and Coco must have been drinking mai tais on the beach.

[Daily Mail]

Apparently crazy runs through the McConaughey blood like beer and Twinkies runs through mine. Someone gave Matthews mom, Kay McConaughey, a book deal and she delivers a slightly disturbing account of her last moments with her husband.

On Monday mornings, he and I often said goodbye by making love. But one day, all of a sudden, it just happened. I knew that something was wrong, because I didnt hear anything from him. Just nothing But it was just the best way to go!

Then to make you further upchuck your coffee she left him naked for paramedics to envy.

I was just so proud to show off my big old Jim McConaughey and his gift.

I know that several of my friends adore Matty despite his abhorrence of deodorant, crazy naked bongo merriment and confused surfer/southern drawl. But the apple doesnt fall far from the crazy tree. Just sayin.

What Others Said:

Dlisted- It’s nice to hear that crazy runs through the veins of the entire McConaughey family. I’m sure they also share the same bong too.

Celeb Parasite- Wow, I wish I was Kay’s husband. First, she kills him with her vagina, and then she shows his penis to paramedics. Yeah, that’s how I wanna go too.

[Us Weekly]

Ok, so Kevin Federline just looks like the guy who planned to assassinate our possible future president. Creepy how much these two look alike though.

So this is more of a funny news bit that I found entertaining. Three men were trying to pull off an assassination attempt on Barack Obama. Apparently they were headed to the Democratic National Convention to shoot Obama. After getting so high on meth they couldnt even drive to their location without getting caught.

The investigation was triggered after police in the Denver suburb of Aurora stopped a truck that was swerving erratically early Sunday. Police say they found two high-powered rifles, two wigs, camouflage clothing, a bulletproof vest and two walkie-talkies in the truck. They say they also found three IDs in other people’s names and what they believe to be methamphetamine.

Currently they are being held on drug and gun counts. They are not expected to be charged with making threatening statements or conspiracy despite appearing on tv and stating that Barack should be shot. The feds feel that the trio do not pose a credible threat to the presidential hopeful or Colorado residents.

So this boils down to a couple of meth lovin mother-fellas from Denver with drag queen tendencies got sent to the pokey for being morons.

[AP]

Brad Pitt arrived in Venice a day early for the Venice Film Festival with his oldest two boys in tow. Looks like Pax and Maddox got some daddy and me time with papa Pitt. Brad was there to promote his new film Burn After Reading with George Clooney. Now there is a yummy pair.

The paparazzi had a field day trying to catch up with Brad and the boys with a water taxi chase. Yet another boat scrum happened when eight water taxis crowded the steps leading up the ritzy Cipriani hotel for further shots of the Jolie-Pitt trio.

Clooney and Pitt came to Venice early to support the charity Not On My Watch that is raising money for victims of natural disaster and conflicts around the world. Such nice men.

Of Angelina Jolie and the other four Jolie-Pitt crew there was no sign. So we can assume that Angie is home with her newborn twinsand half a dozen nannies!

[People]

Michael Bolton and Nicollette Sheridan have this on again off again relationship and it’s guess what off again. Big surprise huh? The 55 year old singer and 44 year old star of Desperate Housewives were engaged in 1992 and lasted for five years with no wedding in sight. So when they decided to give it yet another try in 2005. By March of 2006 they re-announced their wedding engagement yet again.

“Nicollette Sheridan and Michael Bolton have amicably ended their engagement,” said Nicole Perna. “They appreciate your respect for their privacy in this matter.”

If these two ever get back together I am gonna smack them. They are really annoying separate but together they are just nasty. Sheridan is such a skank. She is just counting the minutes till she can jump on some unsuspecting young stuff. Can we say cougar? Run Michael Phelps run!

[People]